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ﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﺸﺒﺎﺏ ﺍﺳﺘﻬﺰﺃ ﺑﻌﺎﻣﻞ ﺍﻟﻨﻈﺎﻓﺔ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ:ﻳﺎ ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺑﻜﻢ ﻛﻴﻠﻮ ﺍﻟﺰﺑﺎﻟﻪ ﻋﻨﺪﻙ ؟ﻓﺮﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﻣﻞ : ﺍﻧﺖ ﺫﻭﻗﻬﺎ ﻭﻣﺎ ﺭﺍﺡ ﻧﺨﺘﻠﻒﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﻌﺮﻓﻦ ﻣﻦ ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩﺃﺳﻠﻮﺏ ﺍﻟﺴﺨﺮﻳﺔ ﺭﺧﻴﺺﻷﻳﺴﺘﺨﺪﻣﻪ ﺇﻻ ﻣﻦ ﻓﻘﺪ ﻗﻴﻤﺔ ﺫﺍﺗﻪﻭﺃﻳﻀﺎ :ﺩﻛﺘﻮﺭ ﺟﺎﻣﻌﺔ , ﺩﺧﻞ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻗﺎﻋﺔ ﻏﻠﻂﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻄﻼﺏ ﻳﺎ ﺩﻛﺘﻮﺭ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﻋﺔﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻴﺔﻗﺎﻝ ﺁﺳﻒ:ﺇﻥ ﺍﻟﺒﻘﺮ ﺗﺸﺎﺑﻪ ﻋﻠﻴﻨﺎﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﻄﻼﺏ :ﻛﺬﻟﻚ ﻛﻨﺘﻢ ﻣﻦ ﻗﺒﻞ ﻓﻤّﻦ ﺁﻟﻠﻪ ﻋﻠﻴﻜﻢﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺁﻟﺮﺩ.ﻣﻦ ﺍﺟﻤﻞ ﻣﺎ ﻗﺮﺃﺕﺳﺄﻟﻮﺍ ﺭﺟﻼ ﺃﻳﻬﻤﺎ ﺃﺟﻤﻞ ﺃﻣﻚ ﺃﻡ ﺍﻟﻘﻤﺮ !!!!ﻗﺎﻝ : ﺇﺫﺍ ﺭﺃﻳﺖ ﺃﻣﻲ ﻧﺴﻴﺖ ﺍﻟﻘﻤﺮ ...ﻭﺇﺫﺍ ﺭﺃﻳﺖ ﺍﻟﻘﻤﺮ ﺗﺬﻛﺮﺕ ﺃﻣﻲ ...ﻓﻲ ﻗﻤﺔ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﻋﺔﻛﻦ ﻓﻲ ﺣﻴﺎﺓ ﺍﻵﺧﺮﻳﻦ ﻛﺤﺒﺎﺕ ﺍﻟﺴّﻜّﺮ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻭﺇﻥ ﺍﺧﺘﻔﻴﺖ ﺗﺮﻛﺖ ﻃﻌﻤﺎً ﺣﻠﻮﺍ.....ﻓﻲ ﻣﺴﺘﺸﻔﻰ ﺳﻘﻄﺖ ﺑﺎﺭﻭﻛﺔ ﻓﺘﺎﺓﻓﻀﺤﻚ ﺍﻟﻜﻞ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﻭﺷﻤﺘﻮﺍ ﻓﻴﻬﺎﻭﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﺳﺎﻋﺪﻫﺎ ﺷﺎﺏ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ:ﻭﻫﻲ ﺗﺒﻜﻲ ﻭﺗﺮﺟﻒ:ﻣﺎ ﺫﻧﺒﻲ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻃﺎﻥ ﺍﺧﺬ ﺷﻌﺮﻱ-ﺍﺣﺬﺭﻭﺍ ﺍﻟﻮﻗﺎﺣﺔ-"ﻃﻔﻞ ﻣﺴﺘﻮﺍﻩ ﺿﻌﻴﻒ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﺭﺳﺔ"ﺫﻫﺐ ﻟﻘﺒﺮ ﺃﻣﻪ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﺗﻌﺎﻟﻲ ﻣﻌﻲﺍﻟﻤﺪﺭﺱ ﻳﻀﺮﺑﻨﻲ ﺍﻣﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻄﻼﺏﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺃﻣﻚ ﻣﻬﻤﻠﺔ ﻭﻻ ﺗﻬﺘﻢ ﺑﻚ!ﮐﻦ ﺣﺬﺭﺍ ﻓﺒﻌﺾ ﺍﻟﻜﻼﻡ ﻳﻘﺘﻞ !!.ﻟﻴﺴﺖ ﺍﻷﻣﺮﺍﺽ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻷﺟﺴﺎﺩ ﻓﻘﻂﺑﻞ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻷﺧﻼﻕ ..ﻟﺬﺍ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺭﺃﻳﺖ ﺳﻲﺀ ﺍﻟﺨﻠﻖﻓﺈﺩﻉ ﻟﻪ ﺑﺎﻟﺸﻔﺎﺀ ﻭ ﺍﺣﻤﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻋﺎﻓﺎﻙ ﻣﻤﺎ ﺍﺑﺘﻼﻩﻓﻨﺤﻦ ﻣﺨﻠﻮﻗﻮﻥ ﻣﻦ "ﻧﻄﻔﺔ "ﻭﺃﺻﻠﻨﺎ ﻣﻦ "ﻃﻴﻨﺔ "ﻭﺃﺭﻗﻰ ﺛﻴﺎﺑﻨﺎ ﻣﻦ "ﺩﻭﺩﺓ"ﻭﺃﺷﻬﻰ ﻃﻌﺎﻣﻨﺎ ﻣﻦ "ﻧﺤﻠﺔ"ﻭﻣﺮﻗﺪﻧﺎ ﺗﺤﺖ ﺍﻷﺭﺽ "ﺣﻔﺮﺓ".ﺳﺒﺐ ﺍﻟﻤﺸﺎﻛﻞﻭﻗﻄﻊ ﺍﻟﻌﻼﻗﺎﺕﻭﺷﺤﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﻔﻮﺱﻫﻮ ﻧﻘﻞ ﺍﻟﻜﻼﻡ ﻓﻜﻮﻧﻮﺍﺻُﻢ, ﺑُﻜﻢ, ﻋُﻤﻲﻓﻜﻠﻨﺎ ﺇﻟﻴﻪ ﺭﺍﺟﻌﻮﻥ.ﻋﺠﻴﺐ ﻣﻦ ﻳﺠﺪ ﻟﻨﻔﺴﻪﻋﺬﺭﺍ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻞ ﺷﻲﺀﻭﻻ ﻳﻌﺬﺭ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻱ ﺷﻲﺀ !.ﺃﺟﻤﻞ ﺳﺮﻗﺔ ﻫﻲ :ﺳﺮﻗﺔ ﺍﻟﻘﻠﻮﺏ ﺑﻄﻴﺐ ﺍﻷﺧﻼﻕ.ﺍﻟﻔﺮﺍﺷﺔ ﺭﻏﻢ ﺟﻤﺎﻟﻬﺎ: ﺣﺸﺮﺓ !!ﻭ ﺍﻟﺼﺒﺎﺭ ﺭﻏﻢ ﻗﺴﻮﺗﻪ: ﺯﻫﺮﺓ !!ﻓﻼ ﺗﺤﻜﻢ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻣﻦ ﺃﺷﻜﺎﻟﻬﻢﺑﻞ ﺍﺣﻜﻢ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﻢ ﺑﻤﺎ ﺗﺤﺘﻮﻳﻪ ﻗﻠﻮﺑﻬﻢ ...ﻛﻦ ﻣﻦ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ :ﻓﺎﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﺗﻤﺸﻲ ﻭﻏﺪﺍً ﻣﺪﻓﻮﻥﺍﻫﺘﻤﺎﻣﻨﺎ ﺷﺪﻳﺪ ﺟﺪﺍً ﺑﻤﺴﻤﻴﺎﺗﻨﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺪﻧﻴﺎﺍﻣﻴﺮﺑﺮﻭﻓﻴﺴﻮﺭ،ﺩﻛﺘﻮﺭ،ﻣﻬﻨﺪﺱ،ﻣﻌﻠﻢ.ﻟﻜﻦ !..ﻣﺎﺫﺍ ﺃﻋﺪﺩﻧﺎ ﻟﻤﺴﻤﻴﺎﺗﻨﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻵﺧﺮﺓ؟ﺍﻟﺼﺎﺋﻤﻮﻥ،ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺋﻤﻮﻥ،ﺍﻟﻘﺎﻧﺘﻮﻥ،ﺍﻟﻤﺘﺼﺪﻗﻮﻥ،ﺍﻟﺮﺍﻛﻌﻮﻥ،ﺍﻟﺬﺍﻛﺮﻭﻥ.ﻓﻌﻼ ﺳﺆﺍﻝ ﻳﺴﺘﺤﻖ ﺍﻟﺘﺄﻣﻞ ...ﺍﻛﺜﺮﻭﺍ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺘﻔﻜﻴﺮ ﻓﻲ ﻗﻮﻟﻪ ﺗﻌﺎﻟﻰ :ﻳﺎﻟﻴﺘﻨﻲ ﻗﺪﻣﺖ ﻟﺤﻴﺎﺗﻲ.ﻟﺘﻌﻠﻤﻮﺍ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﺎﺓ ﺍﻟﺤﻘﻴﻘﻴﺔﻟﻴﺴﺖ ﺍﻵﻥ.ﺛﻼﺙ ﺃﺩﻋﻴﺔ ﻻ ﺗﻨﺴﻮﻫﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺳﺠﻮﺩﻛﻢ:ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺇﻧﻲ ﺍﺳﺄﻟﻚ ﺣﺴﻦ ﺍﻟﺨﺎﺗﻤﺔ،ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺍﺭﺯﻗﻨﻲ ﺗﻮﺑﺔ ﻧﺼﻮﺣﺔ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺕ،ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﻳﺎ ﻣﻘﻠﺐ ﺍﻟﻘﻠﻮﺏ ﺛﺒﺖ ﻗﻠﺒﻲ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺩﻳﻨﻚ.